SCG Minus 4: The Carnival Barker — Lordi Lyrics

Come one, come all
Step right up and see
The most horrific, stupendously
Sadistic collection of macabre
Freaks, geeks and oddities

Scarbie the schizo doll
The monster of all monsters
The ancient mummified assassin
The minister of sinister
The hypnotic reptroll
But that's not all

There's much more in store for you meaty mortals
See the tallest manbeast from a galaxy far, far away
Join us in the thrilling, bone chilling, spine chivering spectacal
Come taste the terror
Welcome to
The Abusement Park!