So Why Did I Become a Comedian? Lyrics — Sparks

[Henry:]
Yes, why did I become a comedian?
To entertain some balding men?
To bring a touch of levity to tragic times?
Not me!

To bring some joy to those who have none?
To cast a skeptical eye toward common knowledge?
Uh-uh!

To make you notice what you've always surely noticed never noticing you notice until I ask you:
"Have you ever noticed?"
Sure—but not only that

To convey with a smile these deep-seated feelings of hatred and humiliation we all seem to be sharing?