Freecreditreport.Com Spoof Lyrics — Tim Hawkins

Just the other day some dude asked me
Where I'm gonna spend eternity
He said I didn't know my future was wack
So he opened up the holy book and showed me that
F-R-E-E that spells 'free'
Salvation for you and me
Says there in John 3:16
In your King James or your NIV
Now I'm kinda glad we had that little chat
And I know I'll go to heaven when I take the dirt nap
Whose the one that set me free?
J-E-S-U-S baby