The Eagles — Tim Hawkins Lyrics

On a dark, country highway
Cool wind in your hair
Warm smell of a corn dog
Rising up through the air

You see a sign in the distance
That says, "We Are Open All Day"

And if you walk up to the entrance
That's where you'll here me say

I'm a greeter at a Wal-Mart in California!
Were my vest is blue
And my hair is too.