Stuck Together / Strange But True — Catch Me If You Can Cast Lyrics

Stuck Together / Strange But True Song Lyrics

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HANRATTY:
Stop your sobbing kid before I shoot
Your nose is running on my only suit
Who'd have thought I share this dance with you
Looks like we're stuck together which is strange but true

FRANK, JR.:
Yes you've caught me. Now the chase is done.
You must admit I gave you quite the run
Mr. Tortoise, here's your rabbit stew.
Looks like we're stuck together which is strange but true

HANRATTY:
Tell Mr. Ripley at Believe It or Not

BOTH:
The show is over and he's all that I got

HANRATTY:
Hard to believe it, but we're tyin' the knot today

FRANK, JR.:
That's ok.

HANRATTY:
Frank!
Thank your public while you're still in your prime
They won't be seeing you for quite a long time
And after you pay for your life of crime
Well kid, we'll see what good behavior can do

BOTH:
Til then, we're stuck together which is strange but true

FRANK, JR. (SPOKEN):
Mr. Hanratty turns out to be as good as his word.

HANRATTY (SPOKEN):
Frank was sentenced to 15 years years in prison but was released after 7 for good behavior.

FRANK, JR. (SPOKEN):
Carl and I became great friends and he even became the godfather to my kids.
I set up my own security company and paid back every bad check I ever passed.

HANRATTY (SPOKEN):
Alright, Frank, keep your promise. How did you cheat the bar exam?

FRANK, JR. (SPOKEN):
I didn't cheat. I studied.

HANRATTY (SPOKEN):
You're kidding me! I hate this guy! How does he do it?

ALL:
Hey, Mr. Lawyer, Mr. Two On The Aisle
You never can predict when fortune may smile

HANRATTY:
In fact, I think I'm gonna break with tradition
And tell J. Edgar Hoover, baby, I've gone fishin'!

FRANK, JR. (SPOKEN):
You're gonna take a day off.

HANRATTY (SPOKEN):
You heard me!

FRANK, JR.:
I you had read this, you'd have said, "No way."
I almost made it look like crime does pay
There's lots of folks that I miss every day

BOTH:
But now a new duet has made its debut
And now we're stuck together

ALL:
Oh yea!

BOTH:
Out of luck together

ALL:
Oh yea!

BOTH:
And now we're stuck together which is strange
But
True

FRANK, JR.:
Your junior partner came through

HANRATTY:
A simple case of monkey see, monkey do.

FRANK, JR. (SPOKEN):
Aw, come on. Hey, listen.
(SUNG)
I'm glad to be on your team.

HANRATTY:
Frank, let's make some butter out of cream.

FRANK, JR. (SPOKEN):
That's really nice.

HANRATTY (SPOKEN):
Alright kid. Let's get outta here.

[Thanks to Sam for lyrics]