Any Minute Lyrics – Brett, Kendra, Patrice, & Archie

Any Minute Text

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Brett:
Someone got his eyelids
torn off.
And I'm sitting here,
And I should be doing
Something.
That guy got an axe in his
Throat.
And she's sitting there,
And I don't know why I'm
Waiting,
But Oh, any minute,
I'll be getting closer,
And I'll be where I want to be...
Any minute.

Kendra:
Someone got his skull
chopped in half,
And he's sitting there,
And maybe he doesn't want me.
Maybe it was something I said,
Or maybe my breath
Why did I eat those pork rinds?
'Cause oh, any minute
He could turn and kiss me,
And we'll be where we
ought to be...
any minute.

Brett:
She just set his penis on fire.

Kendra:
This is weird.

Brett:
What do I do?

Kendra:
Am I fat?

Brett:
This is so not romantic

Kendra:
He wants to be with Lucy.

Brett:
This was such a stupid idea.

Kendra:
And she's right.

Brett:
If I could just...

Kendra:
I'm a good girl...

Brett:
...Turn my head slightly
sideways...

Patrice:
And Oh, any minute.
He'll do something for me.
Did he just invite me
So he could ignore me?
He won't even know I'm gone...

Brett:
Any minute!

Kendra:
Any minute!

Brett:
Any moment!

Kendra:
Any moment!

Brett:
If I want it...

Kendra:
If I want it...

Both:
If I close my eyes!

Brett:
Any minute...

Kendra:
Any minute...

Brett:
Any moment...

Kendra:
Any moment...

Both:
Any time!

Brett:
No more time to sit on my butt.
Time to move in,
Time to get started!

Archie(spoken):
This is it, Archie.

Brett:
After all tonight is the tongue.
And after the tongue,
There will be groping!

Archie(spoken):
Okay.

Both:
And so, watch out Kendra!
Now, watch out, women!
Now! Now! Now!

[Thanks to Sydney Newman for corrections]