Church Rulez

Church Rulez Song Lyrics

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[All]
People

[Matthew]
don't go to church no more

[All]
They're scared

[Abraham]
of acting like fools

[All]
They don't

[Luke]
know what to do at mass

[All]
Listen! The Altar Boyz are gonna lay down the rules

[Matthew & Abraham]
Stand up and sing a hymn to heaven
Stand up and watch the organist play
Stand up and sing a hymn to heaven
Stand up, stand up, stand up today

[Juan & Luke]
Kneel and say a prayer to Jesus
Kneel and wash your sins away
Kneel and say a prayer to Jesus
Kneel, kneel, kneel today

[Mark]
Sit down, and listen to the homily
Sit down, and hear what the priest has to say
Sit down, and listen to the homily
Sit down, sit down, sit down today!

[All]
Then the collection plate gets passed at any minute.
And when it gets to you, you put some money in it.
And at the end of mass, a moment you can savor.
You get to look around and shake the hand of your neighbor.

Peace be with you, peace be with you, peace be with you, peace be with you.

[Overlaping parts]
Stand up,Kneel, Sit down and sing a hymn to heaven,
and say a prayer to Jesus, and listen to the homily

Stand up, Kneel, Sit down and watch the organist play,
and wash your sins away, and hear what the priest has to say.

Stand up,Kneel, Sit down and sing a hymn to heaven,
and say a prayer to Jesus, and listen to the homily

Stand up, Kneel, Sit down, Stand up, Kneel, Sit down,
Stand up, Kneel, Sit down, Today!

[All]
Stand up, kneel, sit down, stand up, kneel, sit down, stand up,
kneel, sit down, stand up, kneel, sit down, Stand up, Kneel,
Sit down...
Genuflect today!

The Mass is ended, go in peace!

[Thanks to Prdeviltaku@aol.com for lyrics]