Hapgood's Arrival Lyrics

Soundtrack Album: Anyone Can Whistle

Hapgood's Arrival Text

NARRATOR:
Comptroller Schub is trying to sort out the confusion of Cookies and Pilgrims at the Miracle Rock when there is a clap of thunder, several flashes of lightning and - yes - a trumpet call. Our hero has arrived: J. Bowden Hapgood.

HAPGOOD:
Excuse me, but could you direct me to the Cookie Jar?

SCHUB:
What for? There's nobody there, they're all here. Now doctor, here's our problem in a nutshell.

CORA:
Oh, Schub!

SCHUB:
We must know immediately which of the people on that line are bona fide pilgrims entitle to take our miracle waters and which are -

HAPGOOD:
Cookies?

SCHUB:
Yes.

HAPGOOD:
Shall we dance?

SCHUB:
What the hell is this?

HAPGOOD:
I have to think, and I think best on my feet. And I must think up a quick way to discover who is who, and what is what and make everybody -

SCHUB:
Yes...?

HAPGOOD:
Happy, Mayor?

CORA:
You may. But how are you going to separate them?

HAPGOOD:
According to the principles of logic.

CORA:
Logic?

HAPGOOD:
It's quick and easy.

Anyone Can Whistle

Soundtrack Lyrics for Musical, 2003

Track Listing

›Overture [orchestra]

› Narrator's Introduction

›Me and My Town

›Miracle Introduction

›Miracle Song

›Fay's Arrival

›Cookie speech

›There Won't Be Trumpets

›Hapgood's Arrival

›Simple (The Interrogation)

›Entr'acte

›Hooray for Hapgood

›Come Play Wiz Me

› Whistle Introduction

› Anyone Can Whistle

›Hooray for Hapgood - Reprise

›A Parade in Town

› Transition - Tear Up Those Records

› Everybody Says Don't

›I've Got You to Lean On

›Transition - See What It Gets You

› See What It Gets You

› Transition - Cookie Arrest

›The Cookie Chase

›There's always a woman

›Transition - With So Little to Be Sure Of

›With So Little to Be Sure Of

›Finale

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