THAT'S WHY THEY CALL ME DANDY Lyrics

THAT'S WHY THEY CALL ME DANDY Text

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There's pie in the sky and it belongs to me
I'm the legal owner of the recipe
The upper crust looks up to me
Didn't you know gang

We're beginning to see
That's why they call you Dandy

I rule this town with a velvet fist

Oh, yeah, that's our Dan

I got a sense of humour that they can't resist

It's our Dan

I give that plot a lemon twist

Oh, what a plan

Didn't you know gang

We're beginning to see
That's why they call you Dandy
The fact is, the fact is
The very celebrated man
Who created custard pie
Is directly related to me
Didn't you know gang

The Marquis De Meringue

Didn't you know gang
I was born with something more than an urge
I was born to manufacture the splurge!
Didn't you know gang

We're beginning to see
That's why they call you Dandy!

Didn't you know gang

It's a magical plan

That's why they call me (him) Dandy Dan!
Yeah!