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Chimp In A Suit Lyrics

Soundtrack Album: Dirty Rotten Scoundrels

Chimp In A Suit Text

ANDRE
Dress up a monkey in Armani,
He may seem precocious and cute.
Despite all that primpin',
You still got a chimp in a suit.

Teach him the second
Verse of "Swanee"
And most of "Moon River" to boot.
Sure people will gape
But you still got an ape
in a suit.

Spritz him 'til wet
With the Eau de Toilette
And you're still gonna get
A stench.
Dampen him well
In a quart of Chanel,
It won't cover the smell-
I should know, I'm French!

Take him to see Don Giovanni,
Show him Cezanne's lovely fruit,
Teach him to cook
>From Escoffier's book,
He's still a gorrila en croute-
You still got a chimp in a suit.

So you've shaved off his fur,
Decked him out in couture
And endowed him with pure
Savoir Fare-
You dressed him up fancy
And trained him to dance, he
Remains a chimpan-zee,

He's no Fred Astaire!
Give him a dandy little topper,
Tie on a natty cravate
Buy him a castle,
He'll still be an a**hole
And nothing you do will change
that-

He's still just a stinky little minkey
In a dinky little suit
And a cheap little hat!

Dirty Rotten Scoundrels

Soundtrack Lyrics for Musical, 2005

Track Listing

›- STORY -

›Give Them What They Want

›What Was A Woman To Do

›Nothing Is Too Wonderful To Be True

›The Miracle

›Ruffhousin' Mit Shuffhausen

›Son Of Great Big Stuff

›A Message From John Lithgow

›The Reckoning

›Dirty Rotten Number

›Finale

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