What the F**k Was That? Lyrics – Evil Dead: The Musical Cast

What the F**k Was That? Text

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ASH AND SCOTT:
What the f**k was that?

SCOTT:
Your sister just turned into a zombie

ASH AND SCOTT:
What the f**k was that?

ASH:
Your girlfriend was a demon too

ASH AND SCOTT:
What the f**k was that?

SCOTT:
She just ripped my pre-ripped Abercrombie

ASH AND SCOTT:
What the f**k was that?

ASH:
I just got some Shelly on my shoe

ASH AND SCOTT:
What darkness lurks beyond this wooden sanctum?
What the f**k was that?

SCOTT:
Dude, these hoes been zombified!
I cannot stay here anymore
I'm getting out of here!

ASH:
No! We cannot leave, Linda's ankle won't make it, I fear

SCOTT:
I cannot stay, I killed my lay! I must go now!

ASH:
You can't go!

SCOTT:
I must!

ASH:
You can't!

SCOTT:
I must!

ASH:
You can't!!

SCOTT:
b**ches out for blood! I can't take this anymore!

ASH: (SCOTT:
We don't even know
If there's a way back
Except for that
Damn broken (Gotta go!!)
Footbridge! (Right now!)
(I'll find a road
(where I'll flag down a van

Just listen to me (No, I won't!)
Linda can't walk (It's time to go!)
Cannot hike
Can't even stand
(Then we'll leave her
(That's our brand-new
Plan!! (Plan!!


ASH AND SCOTT:
What the f**k was that?

SCOTT:
Now I'll put an end to this vacation

ASH AND SCOTT:
What the f**k was that?

ASH:
Scott, don't leave me all alone

ASH AND SCOTT:
Necronomicon
The Book of the Dead

ASH:
The chant

SCOTT:
A curse

ASH:
The chicks

SCOTT:
I'm gone!

ASH AND SCOTT:
What the f**k was that?
It's the Evil Dead!

[Thanks to Lucie Pacey for corrections]