Stepbrother to Jesus Lyrics – Martin Short

Soundtrack Album: Fame Becomes Me

Stepbrother to Jesus Text

GARY CHRIST:

My father Joseph
Before he met the Virgin Mary
He loved my mother
On some would be Christmas Night

But darkness covers
What in daylight sure looked scary
Mother was a leper
And that ain't a pretty sight

And so he left her
But she still had his love inside her
So on her one good leg

ALL:

She crawled to Galilee

GARY:
There were no wise men
With gifts of gold and myrrh beside her
When nine months later out came me!

'Cause I'm the

ALL:
Step brother to Jesus

GARY:
I may be a bastard
But the ladies seem to ladies seem to like it

ALL:
Step brother to Jesus

GARY:
My pappy may not live up in heaven above
But i'm the

ALL:
Step brother to Jesus

GARY:
I sing so loud that you don't need to mic it
I'm God's gift to a lady for a night of love

ALL:
Step brother to Jesus

GARY:
A night of love

ALL:
Step brother to Jesus

GARY:
A night of love

ALL:
Step brother to Jesus (x4)

What's the big deal about raising the dead?

[Thanks to Sarah for lyrics]

Fame Becomes Me

Soundtrack Lyrics for Musical, 2007

Track Listing

›Another Curtain Goes Up

Mary Birdsong

›All I Ask ( Is You Love Me )

›Three Gorgeous Kids

›Big Titties

›The Salesman That Got Away

›Sittin' On The Fence

›The Jackie Rogers Jr Show

›Ba Ba Ba Ba Broadway

›The Hello Boy

›The Trumpet of Samaria

›Stepbrother to Jesus

Martin Short

›Backstage Courtship

›Married To Marty

›Sniff Sniff

›A Dry Martin - Straight Up With A Twist

›Twelve Step Pappy

›More, More, More

›Would You Like To Star In Our Show?

Mary Birdsong

›I Came Just As Soon As I Heard

›A Wicked Memorial

Nicole Parker

›Michael's Song

Brooks Ashmanskas

›Heaven, Heaven

›Up Here In Heaven

›A Big Black Lady Stops The Show

›Finale

›Lessons Learned

›Glass Half Full

›Frieda May's Lament

Capathia Jenkins

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