Fish Are Friends Not Food Lyrics – Marlin, Dory, Bruce, Anchor, Chum

Fish Are Friends Not Food Text

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BRUCE:
Fish are friends

ANCHOR:
Fish are friends

CHUM:
Fish are friends

ALL THREE:
Not food
Though we have long sharp teeth
We're nice sharks underneath
We know that fish are friends, not food

CHUM:
(spoken)
Well, sometimes you know.

ALL THREE:
Sure we could eat ya whole
But we have self-control
We know that fish are friends, not food.

MARLIN:
(spoken)
I'd like to be your friend!

BRUCE:
The stress of life in the ocean
Will lead to emotional eating

ANCHOR AND CHUM:
Yes it will

BRUCE:
When you need help gettin' through it
And kelp just won't do it
Don't start feeding

ALL THREE:
Swim to our meeting
Oh yes, we've seen the light
Each day we fight the fight
To curb our appetite
And change our attitude

BRUCE:
Fish are friends

ANCHOR:
Fish are friends

BRUCE:
Fish are friends

CHUM:
Fish are food

BRUCE AND ANCHOR:
No!

ALL THREE
Fish are friends, not food!

BRUCE:
(spoken)
Like we rehearsed, gentlemen
Do do do do do do......

MARLIN:
Look! That mask belonged to the diver that took my son!

DORY:
Harpo?

MARLIN:
Nemo. What do these markings mean? I can't read human.

DORY:
Hey look! Sharks! I bet they can help!

MARLIN:
No no no! Dory!

DORY:
Hey fellas? Guys?

MARLIN:
No Dory!

DORY:
If you could just...

MARLIN:
Gimme it!

DORY:
I know what to...
(snap)
Ow!

MARLIN:
Oh, I'm sorry, is you're nose bleeding?

DORY:
You really clocked me there

BRUCE:
Ooooh that's good!

ANCHOR AND CHUM:
INTERVENTION!

BRUCE:
I need a little taste

ANCHOR AND CHUM:
No!

BRUCE:
Why let 'em go to waste?

ANCHOR AND CHUM:
BRUCE!
Remember fish are friends, not food!

ANCHOR:
(spoken)
Remember the steps!!!

ANCHOR AND CHUM:
He's really not so bad
He never knew his dad

BRUCE:
I need some food
I need some food
I need some food!!!

MARLIN:
There's no way out!

DORY:
Es-ca-pay! That's funny, it's spelt the same as "escape"

MARLIN:
Dory...you can read?

DORY:
I can read? I CAN READ!

MARLIN:
Well read the mask! Uh-oh.

BRUCE:
I've got you in my sight

DORY:
(AHH!)

BRUCE:
I'M HAVING FISH TONIGHT!

DORY:
This way!

ANCHOR AND CHUM:
Remember fish are friends
Remember fish are friends
Remember fish are friends...

BRUCE:
Swim away! Swim away!

ANCHOR AND CHUM:
Not food....

(boom!)

[Thanks to Kristine for lyrics]