Pirate Song Lyrics – Two of a Kind

Pirate Song Text

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All aboard for a little healthy rebellion!

Up in the morning, out of bed
I put a bandana on my head
I put a patch upon my eye
Run downstairs, and then I cry - (Run downstairs, and then I cry - )

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Yo ho ho, don't you know,
a pirate's life is great-so
'Cause we don't take baths and we don't take naps,
and we don't clean our plates-o [Ahrrrr!]

When they put food on my plate
I will not touch the stuff I hate
They say "Why don't you take a bite?"
I shout out loud with all my might - (shout out loud with all my might - )

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Then they sit me on their lap
They say, "Why don't you take a nap?"
I might be tired, but I don't go
a crabby pirate just says no! (a crabby pirate just says no!)

(Chorus)

I've got a pirate ship and a pirate crew
I've got a pirate brother too ("Ay ay, mate!") [I sing "pirate Jenny"]
Captain is my pirate's rank
We'll make our parents walk the plank! (make our parents walk the plank)

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Well, I eat my dinner at the end of the day
(I) put my pirate stuff away
I take a bath, and climb in bed
Pirate dreams are in my head (Pirate dreams are in my head)

(Chorus)