You're A Mean One Mr. Grinch Lyrics – Thurl Ravenscroft

You're A Mean One Mr. Grinch Text

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You're a mean one, Mr. Grinch!
You really are a heel!
You're as cuddly as a cactus!
You're as charming as an eel, Mr. Grinch!
You're a bad banana with a greasy black peel!

You're a monster, Mr. Grinch!
Your heart's an empty hole!
Your brain is full of spiders!
You've got garlic in you're soul, Mr. Grinch!
I wouldn't touch you with a thirty-nine and a half foot pole!

You're a vile one, Mr. Grinch!
You've got termites in your smile!
You have all the tender sweetness of a seasick crocodile, Mr. Grinch!
Given the choice between the two of you, I'd take the seasick crocodile!

You're a rotter, Mr. Grinch!
You're the king of sinful sots!
Your heart's a dead tomato splotched with moldy purple spots, Mr. Grinch!You're a three decker sauerkraut and toadstool
sandwich with arcenic sauce!

You nauseate me, Mr. Grinch!
With a nauseous super-naus!
You're a crooked jerky jockey and you drive a crooked hoss, Mr. Grinch!
Your soul is an appalling dump-heap overflowing with the most disgraceful assortment of rubbish imaginable mangled up in
tangled up knots!

You're a foul one, Mr. Grinch!
You're a nasty, wasty skunk!
Your heart is full of unwashed socks!
Your soul is full of gunk, Mr. Grinch!
The three words that best describe you are as follows and I quote: Stink! Stank! Stunk!

[Thanks to Harold Oakland for lyrics]