Lapdance Lyrics – N*E*R*D f/ Lee Harvey and Vita

Lapdance Text

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NERD:
Dirty dog, uh I'ma I'ma dirty dog
Uh I'ma dirty dog, uh I'ma I'ma dirty dog
Uh dirty dog, uh I'ma I'ma dirty dog
Dirty dog

I'm an outlaw, quick on the draw
Somethin' you never seen before
And I dare a motherf**ker to come in my face
I got somethin' chrome, and I got it from home
And it ain't a microphone
And I dare a motherf**ker to come in my face
It's so real, how I feel
It's just society that makes a nigger wanna kill
I'm just straight ill,
Ridin' my motorcycle down the streets
My politicians, they sounded like strippers to me
They sayin' but I don't wanna hear it

VITA:
Ooh baby you want me
Ooh baby you want me
Ooh baby you want me
Now you could get this lapdance here for free
Now you could get this lapdance here for free
Now you could get this lapdance here for free
Ooh baby you want me
Now you could get this lapdance here for free

[NERD:]
It's a raw night, who wants to bar fight
Ya'll come on, alright
But I dare a motherf**ker to come in my face
Baseball bats, I got somethin' for that
It goes blac-cac-cac-cat
So I dare a motherf**ker to come in my face
It's so real, how I feel
It's just society that makes a nigger wanna kill
I'm just straight ill,
Ridin' my motorcycle down the streets
While the government, they sounded like strippers to me
They keep sayin' but I don't wanna hear it

[VITA:]
Ooh baby you want me
Ooh baby you want me
Ooh baby you want me
Now you could get this lapdance here for free
Now you could get this lapdance here for free
Now you could get this lapdance here for free
Ooh baby you want me
Now you could get this lapdance here for free

[LEE HARVEY:]
When you think of Harvey, think of a Harley
Built denim, spiked wrists and ?
Slap ? and tattoos that's all me
Two blondes, footballs, spinnin' like quansie
You can find me drunk, whippin' and might crash
Or find me chillin' with crack-heads who like thrash
Find me in court, smokin' that nice grass
Burnin' the flag all in the name of white trash
It's Harvey baby, Christ on the arm
I'm narley baby, f**kin' me now Harley baby
And you know the flow ungarley baby
So let's part baby
Chicks nickname me Potter
They get high on my di*k
Take 'em to my home, they call it the cockpit
Time to take off them panties, they drop quick
Not that's first-class f**kin'
Ain't that some fly sh*t

[VITA:]
Ooh baby you want me
Ooh baby you want me
Ooh baby you want me
Now you could get this lapdance here for free
Now you could get this lapdance here for free
Now you could get this lapdance here for free
Ooh baby you want me
Now you could get this lapdance here for free