Scrooge

Scrooge Song Lyrics

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George the Janitor:
When a cold wind blows it chills you
Chills you to the bone
Female Whatnot
But there's nothing in nature that freezes your heart
Like years of bein' alone

Pig:
It paints you with indifference
Like a lady paints with rouge
Blue Frackle:
And the worst of the worst
Aretha:
The most hated and cursed
Blue Frackle:
Is the one that we call Scrooge
(yeah)
Inkspot:
Unkind as any
Porcupine:
And the wrath of many
Inkspot:
This is Ebenezer Scrooge

All:
Oh! There goes Mr. Humbug
There goes Mr. Grim
If they gave a prize for bein' mean
The winner would be him
Farm Animals:
Old Scrooge he loves his money
'Cause he thinks it gives him power
Singing Food
If he became a flavor, you can bet he would be sour
(yuck!)

Pigeons:
There goes Mr. Skinflint
There goes Mr. Greed
Cats:
The undisputed master of the underhanded deed
Murray the Minstrel, Begoony, Mudwell, Others:
He charges folks a fortune for his dark and drafty houses
Murray the Minstrel, Begoony, Mudwell
Us poor folk live in misery
Mouse:
It's even worse for mouses
(Please sir, I want some cheese)

Female Carolers:
He must be so lonely
He must be so sad
He goes to extremes to convince us he's bad
He's really a victim of fear and of pride
Look close and there must be a sweet man inside...
(Spoken)
Nah!
Rat:
(Spoken)
Uh-Uh!

All:
There goes Mr. Outrage
There goes Mr. Sneer
Puppeteer:
He has no time for friends or fun
Crocodile Puppet:
His anger makes that clear
Horses:
Don't ask him for a favor cause his nastiness increases
Mr. Bittes:
No crust of bread for those in need
Mice:
No cheeses for us meeces

All:
There goes Mr. Heartless
There goes Mr. Cruel
Muppets:
He never gives
He only takes
He lets his hunger rule
Other Muppets:
If being mean's a way of life
You practice and rehearse
Pig:
Then all that work is payin' off
Pig and Pink Frackle:
Cause Scrooge is getting worse
All:
Every day, in every way
Scrooge is getting worse!