If I Didn't Have You Lyrics – Erik Idle / Don Rickles

If I Didn't Have You Text

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Cornwall-
I'd be rocking with the dinos
Swinging with the rhinos
I'd de-dragonize this cave in a minute
Cornwall, they would sing
'Cause I would be the dragon king
I would love this world without you in it!
If I didn't have you!

Devon-
If you didn't have me?

Cornwall-
If I didn't have you!

Devon-
Well, how about if I didn't have you, huh?

Both-
Oh, what I could be if there was only me!
Oh, what I'd do if I didn't have you!

Kayley-
Stop bickering and get your act together.

Devon-
Act? Did someone say act? I can act!
If only I had seperate parts
My career would be the arts
I'd be the star of Camelot
You'd be the half that the whole world forgot!
If I didn't have you!

Cornwall-
I should be so lucky!

Devon-
If I didn't have you!

Cornwall-
Oh, wait! You'd be dead!

Both-
Oh, what I could be if there was only me!
Oh, what I'd do if I didn't have you!
Oh, what I'd do if I didn't have you!

Devon-
Trapped! Aah! Trapped!

Cornwall-
Stuck here with you for 500 years!

Devon-
Oh dear, it's learned to count.

Cornwall-
If you'd got me a good lawyer I would have split 400 years ago.

Devon-
Now, listen here, pal! I didn't come here to be insulted!

Cornwall-
Oh? Where do you usually go?

Devon-
I'd be a fire-breathing lizard!

Cornwall-
I'd be one high-flying wizard!

Devon-
You'd be nothing without me! You'd be extinct! You'd cease to be!

Cornwall-
I'm so tired of your nagging!

Devon-
And I'm so tired of your bragging!

Cornwall-
Without me you'd have no brain. . .

Both w/ Background Voices
. . . with which to think!

Cornwall- Devon-
I'd be rocking with the dinos If only I had
seperate parts
Swinging with the rhinos
I'd de-dragonize this cave in a minute My career would be the
arts
Cornwall, they would sing I'd be the star of
Camelot
'Cause I would be the dragon king

Both-
I would love this world without you in it!
If I didn't have you!

Background Voices-
If I didn't have you!

Both-
If I didn't have you!

Background Voices-
If I didn't have you!

Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!

Devon-
This way!
Let me lead!

Background Voices-
Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!

Cornwall-
No, this way, twinkletoes!

Both-
Life could be so sweet if these were both my feet!
What I'd do if I didn't have you!

Devon-
I got you, babe!

Both-
Oh, what I'd do if I didn't have you!

Well, if I didn't,
oh, if I didn't,
have you!

Cornwall-
Thank you very much!

Devon-
Thank you very much!

Cornwall-
Thank you!

Devon-
Devon has left the building!

Cornwall-
You've never sung before have you?