Sweet Transvestite — The Rocky Horror Picture Show Cast Lyrics

Sweet Transvestite Song Lyrics

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How do you do,
I see you've met my faithful handyman
He's just a little brought down because when you knocked,
He thought you were the candyman.
Don't get strung out,
by the way that I look.
Don't judge a book by its cover.
I'm not much of a man, by the light of day,
But by night I'm one hell of a lover.

I'm just a Sweet Transvestite,
from Transexual Transylvania.

So let me show you around, maybe play you a sound
You look like you're both pretty groovy
Or if you want something visual, that's not too abysmal
We could take in an old Steve Reeves movie.

I'm glad we caught you at home, could we use your phone?
We're both in a bit of a hurry.
Right.
We'll just say where we are, then go back to the car
We don't want to be any worry.

Well you got caught with a flat, well, how about that?
Well babies, don't you panic.
By the light of the night it'll all seems alright
I'll get you a satanic mechanic.

I'm just a Sweet Transvestite,
from Transexual Transylvania.

So why don't you stay for the night? Night!
Or maybe a bite? Bite!
I could show you my favourite, obsession.
I've been making a man with blonde hair and a tan
And he's good for relieving my tension

I'm just a Sweet Transvestite,
from Transexual Transylvania.

I'm just a Sweet Transvestite,
from Transexual Transylvania.

So come up to the lab, And see what's on the slab.
I see you shiver with antici-
pation!
But maybe the rain isn't really to blame
So I'll remove the cause, but not the symptom.