We put the Spring in Springfield Lyrics – The Simpsons

We put the Spring in Springfield Text

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[Homer]
You could close down Moe's
Or the Kwik-E-Mart
And nobody would care
But the heart and soul of Springfield's in our Maison Derriere
[Belle]
We're the sauce on your steak
We're the cheese in your cake
We put the spring in Springfield
[Dancer 1] We're the lace on the nightgown
[Dancer 2] The point after touchdown
[Belle & Dancers] Yes, we put the spring in Springfield
[Belle] We're that little extra spice that makes existence extra-nice
A giddy little thrill at a reasonable price
[Rev Lovejoy] Our only major quarrel's with your total lack of morrals
[Dancer 1] Our skampy costumes ain't so bad
[Dancers] They seem to entertain your dad
[Belle and Dancers]
The gin in your martini the clams on your linguini
Yes we keep the in Springfield
[Wiggum, Krusty and Skinner]
We remember our first visit
[Mayor Quimby]
The service was exquisite!
[Mrs. Quimby] Why Joseph I had no idea
[Mayor Quimby] C'mon now you were working here
[Grandpa and Jasper]
Without it we'd have had no fun
Since March of 1961
[Bart] To shut them down now would be twisted
[Jimbo, Dolph and Kearney
(Bullies)] We just heard this place existed
[Belle and Dancers] We're the highlights in your hairdo
[Apu]
The extra arms on Vishnu
[Dancers] So don't take the
[Men] We won't take the
[All] Yeah let's keep the in Springfield

[Thanks to jonganderson for lyrics]

[Thanks to Richard Lovallo for corrections]