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I Wish I Could Go Back to College Lyrics

Soundtrack Album: Avenue Q

I Wish I Could Go Back to College Text

KATE MONSTER:
I wish I could go back to college.
Life was so simple back then.

NICKY:
What would I give to go back and live in a dorm with a meal plan again!

PRINCETON:
I wish I could go back to college.
In college you know who you are.
You sit in the quad, and think, "Oh my God!
I am totally gonna go far!"

ALL:
How do I go back to college?
I don't know who I am anymore!

PRINCETON:
I wanna go back to my room and find a message in dry-erase pen on the door!
Ohhh...
I wish I could just drop a class...

NICKY:
Or get into a play...

KATE MONSTER:
Or change my major...

PRINCETON:
Or f**k my T.A.

ALL:
I need an academic advisor to point the way!
We could be...
Sitting in the computer lab,
4 A.M. before the final paper is due,
Cursing the world 'cause I didn't start sooner,
And seeing the rest of the class there, too!

PRINCETON:
I wish I could go back to college!

ALL:
How do I go back to college?!
AHHHH...

PRINCETON:
I wish I had taken more pictures.

NICKY:
But if I were to go back to college,
Think what a loser I'd be-
I'd walk through the quad,
And think "Oh my God..."

ALL:
"These kids are so much younger than me."

[Thanks to CuriousSarah123@aol.com for lyrics]

Avenue Q

Soundtrack Lyrics for Musical, 2003

Track Listing

›The Avenue Q Theme

›What Do You Do with a B.A. in English?

›It Sucks To Be Me

›If You Were Gay

›Purpose

›Everyone's A Little Bit Racist

›The Internet Is For Porn

›Mix Tape

›I'm Not Wearing Underwear Today

›Special

›You Can Be as Loud as the Hell You Want

›Fantasies Come True

›My Girlfriend, Who Lives in Canada

›There's a Fine, Fine Line

›There Is Life Outside Your Apartment

›The More You Ruv Someone

›Schadenfreude

›I Wish I Could Go Back to College

›The Money Song

›School for Monsters/The Money Song (Reprise)

›There's A Fine, Fine Line (Reprise)

›What Do You Do With A B.A. In English? (Reprise)

›For Now

›Tear It Up And Throw It Away

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