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School for Monsters/The Money Song (Reprise)

Soundtrack: Avenue Q

School for Monsters/The Money Song (Reprise) Song Lyrics

Christmas Eve:
How much do we get?

Princeton:
Boy, it’s not very much at all, is it?

Brian:
Never say never, Princeton, there’s still
One more person we have to hit up!

Trekkie Monster:
NO! NO! NO! Go away. Me busy.

Christmas Eve:
But it for good cause.

Trekkie Monster:
What in it for me? Go away!

Princeton:
I guess Kate’ll never get her school for Monsters.

Trekkie Monster:
What you say?

Brian:
Kate wants to open a school for Monsters.

Trekkie Monster:
School for Monsters?
Me never hear of that.

School for Monsters!
School for lonely little monsters!
When me little,
Going to school,
Other children
Think me not cool,
Poking and pulling
At me fur...
Now me have therapist,
And work on this with her.
But me no need me therapy
If Monster School a reality!

Here!
Me give you $10,000,000!

Princeton:
Trekkie! where did you get all that money??

Trekkie Monster:
In volatile market, only stable investment is porn!

All:
When you help others,
You can’t help helping yourself!
When you help others,
You can’t help helping yourself!
Every time you
Do good deeds
You’re also serving
Your own needs.
When you help others,
You can’t
Help
Helping yourself!

[Thanks to MJuba@comcast.net for lyrics]

Track Listing

›The Avenue Q Theme

›What Do You Do with a B.A. in English?

›It Sucks To Be Me

›If You Were Gay

›Purpose

›Everyone's A Little Bit Racist

›The Internet Is For Porn

›Mix Tape

›I'm Not Wearing Underwear Today

›Special

›You Can Be as Loud as the Hell You Want

›Fantasies Come True

›My Girlfriend, Who Lives in Canada

›There's a Fine, Fine Line

›There Is Life Outside Your Apartment

›The More You Ruv Someone

›Schadenfreude

›I Wish I Could Go Back to College

›The Money Song

›School for Monsters/The Money Song (Reprise)

›There's A Fine, Fine Line (Reprise)

›What Do You Do With A B.A. In English? (Reprise)

›For Now

›Tear It Up And Throw It Away

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