Granger Danger Lyrics – A Very Potter Cast

Granger Danger Text

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Ron: Here I am face to face
with a situation I never thought I'd ever see, it's strange
how a dress can take a mess
and make her nothing less than
beautiful to me

Feels like my eyes have been transfigured,
something deep inside has changed
They've been open wide but hold that trigger

This could mean danger!

I'm falling in love, falling in love, falling in love,
I think I'm falling in love, falling in love, falling in love,
with Hermione Granger

Draco: What, what the hell is this?
You expect me to sing about her,
don't care about her.
It's just a little makeup-
Draco wake up, I'm mistaken
She is the hottest girl I've ever seen
Now, because she's like a girl I've never seen
Don't know why I'd ever be so mean
This could mean danger!

I'm falling in love, falling in love, falling in love,
I could be falling in love, falling in love, falling in love,
with Hermione Granger.

Both: I wanna let her know
Draco: I feel so queasy
Both: But I can't let it show
Ron: She laugh, poor Weasley
C'mon, Ron
Draco: Draco,
Both: You gotta let it go,
you gotta let it go!

Ron: Here I am face to face
(Draco: What, what the hell is THIS?)
with a situation I never thought I'd ever see, it's strange
(Draco: I want to sing about her, sing about her)
how a dress can take a mess
(Draco: I want to make up,)
and make her nothing less than
(Draco: Granger, wake up)
beautiful to me
(Draco: I've been mistaken)
Seems like my eyes have been transfigured
(Draco: She is the hottest girl I've ever seen)
something deep inside has changed
(Draco: Now, because she's like a girl I've never seen)
They've been opened wide but hold that trigger
(Draco: Don't know why I'd ever be so mean)
Both: This could mean DANGER!

I'm falling in love, falling in love, falling in love,
I think I'm falling in love, falling in love, falling in love,
with Hermione Granger,
with Hermione Granger,
with Hermione Granger-
danger!

[Thanks to Claire, Mollie Campbell, Sarah G for lyrics]