Hey Dragon / The Dragon Song Lyrics – A Very Potter Cast

Hey Dragon / The Dragon Song Text

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HARRY:
(spoken)
Uh... uh... accio guitar!

Hey dragon
You don't gotta do this
Let's reevaluate our options
Throw away our old presumptions
Cause really, you don't wanna go through this.

I'm really not that special
The boy who lived is only flesh and bone

DRAGON (Cho Chang, Draco, Cedric):
Awwww

HARRY:
The truth is in the end, I'm pretty useless without friends.
In fact, I'm alone.
Just like now
Anyhow

I spend my time at school, trying to be this cool guy
I never even asked for it
Don't know any spells, I still manage to do well because there's only so long I can last for.

I'm living off the glory of a stupid children's story
That I had nothing to do with
Just sat there and got lucky
So level with me buddy?
I can't defeat me...
So please don't eat me.

All I can do
Is sing this song for you
La la la la la

DRAGON:
Ra ra ra ra ra

HARRY:
La la la la la

(repeat both 2x)

That's right, Dragon!
You never asked to be a dragon?
I never asked to be a champion!

DRAGON:
Yeah!

HARRY:
We just jumped on the bandwagon
But all be need is guitar jamming.

So la la la la la

DRAGON:
Ra ra ra ra ra

HARRY:
La la la la la

DRAGON:
Ahhhhhhh... Hm...

HARRY:
Goodnight Dragon.

DRAGON: Ahhhh...

HARRY:
(spoken)
I BEAT THE DRAGON!

[Thanks to Mollie Campbell for lyrics]