First Impressions Lyrics

First Impressions Text

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CASEY
So, do you agree with Kevin?

AARON
About what?

CASEY
Am I "really cute"?

AARON
What? You can't just ask me that!

CASEY
Why not? You said you were an "open book." So... am I?

AARON
She's a little artsy
She's hip and cool
She's just like all those girls
That ignored me all through school
She's kinda indie
And pretty hot
She's a lot like all the things
That I am not

There's some Asian symbol
Tatooed on her wrist
She's got the kind of look
That says "hello, world, I'm p**sed"
She's sorta hostile
Her guns are drawn
Is it weird or just screwed up
That I'm turned on?

But that's just a first impression
I could be totally wrong
It's only a first impression
And maybe she's...
A stuffy and conservative
Way uptight girl who's still a virgin
Never goes past second base
Suppressing every single urge
Until she marches down the isle
And finally ties the knot
She could want a giant family
Be an opera devotee
Hell, even have a Ph.D.
Yes, that's who she could be

CASEY
I'm waiting?

AARON
Uhh, yes. You are very... pleasant looking.

CASEY
Pleasant looking?

AARON
No, I mean - attractive? Desirable? Stunningly beautiful? How about "d." All of the above? And what adjectives would you use to describe me?

CASEY
He's a bit annoying
And overdressed
He's got the kind of vibe that says
"Look at me - I'm stressed!"

Really - there are just so many adjectives to choose from. I wouldn't even know where to start.

Probably likes to cuddle
Long walks in the park
And if he likes sex
Bet it's only in the dark

But that's just a first impression
I could be totally wrong
It's only a first impression
And maybe he's a...
Nasty, uninhibited
Ferocious tiger in the sack
Who rides a Harley, hits the gym
And makes his money dealing crack
To wealthy kids in private schools
Who treat him like a god
He could kick some ass
Just like Bruce Lee
Engage in online piracy
And not take any sh*t from me
Yes, that's who he could...

AARON
That's who she could...

CASEY & AARON
That's who he/she could be!

But that's just a first impression
I could be totally wrong
It's only a first impression
And though the impression is strong
It never can hurt to question
Though I doubt this will lead to romance

AARON
Sometimes the ones who seem great
Are a nightmare to date

CASEY
Either way, I've been burned

CASEY & AARON
But the one thing I've learned
Is often times first impressions

AARON
Are worth a second glance

CASEY
It's worth a second glance

AARON
A second glance

CASEY
It's worth a second glance

AARON
A second glance

CASEY
It's worth a second glance

CASEY & AARON
It's worth a second glance