That's Why You Love Me Lyrics

That's Why You Love Me Text

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EDGY ROCKER GUY
I never open up your door
I never shower you with praise
When you call or text my phone
I don't reply to you for days
I can't hold down a job
I failed my G.E.D.
I'm angry then indifferent
And babe, oooh babe
That's why you love me
That's why you love me

EDGY BRITISH GUY
I take you out to awesome meals
But can't afford to pay the checks
I will pledge eternal love
Then leave your place right after sex
I always say I'm booked
In truth, I'm usually free
I canceled on your birthday
And babe, oooh babe
That's why you love me

EDGY ROCKER GUY
That's why you love me

BOTH
That's why you love me

EDGY BRITISH GUY
You love how I keep you guessing
If I'm interested or not

EDGY ROCKER GUY
And how I tell your mother
That she is super-frickin' hot!

BOTH
How I cover up my lies
By sayin' I'm hangin' with the guys

EDGY ROCKER GUY
No one'll treat you half as nice

EDGY BRITISH GUY
I only cheated on you twice...

BOTH
You've got no choice
You know you're hooked

EDGY ROCKER GUY
You're hooked!

EDGY BRITISH GUY
You gave it up on our first date

EDGY ROCKER GUY
Oh yeah!

EDGY BRITISH GUY
After I told you you looked fine
But had to lose a little weight

EDGY ROCKER GUY
Only ten pounds!

BOTH
I'm bound to disappoint
I'm sure that you'd agree

EDGY BRITISH GUY
I'm snotty and neglectful

EDGY ROCKER GUY
I'm nasty and self-serving

BOTH
I've got a giant penis!
And babe, oooh, babe
That's why you love me

EDGY BRITISH GUY
Yeah yeah yeah!

BOTH
That's why you love me

EDGY ROCKER GUY
Oh yeah!

BOTH
That's why you love me
That's why you love me!