Lightsabre Cocksucking Blues Lyrics – Mclusky

Lightsabre Cocksucking Blues Text

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Eat what you want while you're fallin' apart and it opened a can of worms.

And the gun's in my hand and I know it looks bad but believe me, I'm innocent.

And I'm fearful, I'm fearful, I'm fearful of flying, and flying is fearful of me,

And I covered my eyes when she told me the news
Turnin' me on with my Lightsabre Cocksuchin' Blues

Are you comin', are you comin', are you comin', are you comin', are you comin', are you comin'

Nicotine stains on account of her crutch, and I'm achin' from f**kin' too much.

And I know what I do, and it all points to you, did you sell me to Wanderlust?

And I'm fearful, I'm fearful, I'm fearful of flyin', and flyin' is fearful of me,

And I covered my eyes, when she told me the news,
Turnin' me on with my Lightsabre Cocksuckin' Blues!

Are you comin', are you comin', are you comin', are you comin', are you comin', are you comin',
Are you comin', are you comin', are you comiiiiiin',
are you comin', are you comin' are you comiiiiiiin',
are you comin', are you comin', are you comiiiiin,
Eat what you want while you're falling apart, and it opened a can of worms.
And the gun's in my hand, and I know it looks bad, but believe me I'm innocent,
And I'm fearful, I'm fearful, I'm fearful of flyin', and flyin' is fearful o' me!
And I covered my eyes, when she told me the new, turnin' me on with my Lightsabre Cocksuckin' Blues

[Thanks to Tom Lute for lyrics]