Miss Gulch — Harold Arlen Lyrics

Miss Gulch Song Lyrics

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Miss Gulch
Mr Gale,
Uncle Henry
Howdy, Miss Gulch.
Miss Gulch
I want to see you and your wife right away, about Dorothy.
Uncle Henry
Dorothy? Well, what has Dorothy done?
Miss Gulch
What's she done? I'm all but lame from the bite on my leg!
Uncle Henry
You mean she bit you?
Miss Gulch
No, her dog!
Uncle Henry
Oh, she bit her dog, eh?
Miss Gulch
No!
Miss Gulch
That dog's a menace to the community.
I'm taking him to the Sheriff and make sure he's destroyed.
Dorothy
Destroyed? Toto? Oh, you can't! You mustn't! Auntie Em! Uncle Henry!
You won't let her, will you?
Uncle Henry
Of course, we won't. Will will Em?
Miss Gulch
Well, that's for the Sheriff to decide.
Miss Gulch
Here's what I'm taking him in - so he can't attack me again.
Dorothy
No, no, no! I won't let you take him! You go away! Ooooh, I'll bite you myself!
Aunt Em
Dorothy!
Dorothy
Oh, you wicked old witch! Uncle Henry, Auntie Em, don't let 'em take Toto!
Don't let her take him - please!
Miss Gulch
I've got an order! Let me have him!
Dorothy
Stop her!
Aunt Em
Put him in the basket, Henry.
Miss Gulch
The idea!
Dorothy
Don't, Uncle Henry. Oh, Toto!
Toto
(Barking)
Dorothy
Toto, Darling. Oh, I got you back, you came back! Oh, I'm so glad...
We've got to get away. We've got to run away.
Zeke
It's a twister! It's a twister!!
Aunt Em
Dorothy! Dorothy!
Dorothy
Toto, I have a feeling we're not in Kansas anymore! We must be over the rainbow!
Glinda
Are you a good witch, or a bad witch?
Dorothy
Who, me! I - I'm not a witch at all. I'm Dorothy Gale, from Kansas.
Glinda
Oh!
Dorothy
What was that?
Glinda
The Munchkins. They're laughing because I am a witch. I'm Glinda, the Witch of the North.
Dorothy
You are! I beg your pardon! But I've never heard of a beautiful witch before.
Oh. But - if you please, what are Munchkins?
Glinda
The little people who live in this land. It's Munchkinland, and you are their national heroine,
my dear. It's all right - you may all come out and thank her.