Dressed In Your Pyjamas In The Grand Salon Lyrics

Dressed In Your Pyjamas In The Grand Salon Text

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1ST CLASS PASSENGERS
Strange and quite disorienting being here...
Recently awakened from a dream...
How the lights burn,
Every crystal bright as a star!

Dressed in you pyjamas in the Grand salon,
Looks to be bizarre in the extreme...
Things could improve if the steward opens the bar!

Oh...it's a memory I'll want to keep
Now..I would like to go
Back to sleep...

Dressed in your pyjamas in the grand salon
Wondering if things are what they seem
Can you be sure? Do you ever
Know where you are?

ETCHES
Mr. Astor please, your life-belt
Mr. Guggenheim, please put it on now...
Captain's orders
Ladies and gentlemen, wear your life-belts!

Mrs. Widener, if you would m'am
Mr. Thayer, we must insist now
It's a mere formality
There is no cause for concern

ETCHES & STEWARDS
We'll be on our way!
We hardly need stay now...
In a moment or two she'll be right again
Travelling west!

JOHN THAYER
See here, Mr. Etches, I demand to know exactly what's happening!

ETCHES
The latest word, sir, seems to be that she's damaged one
of the wing propellers and we could be delayed for an entire
day, sir.

THAYER
I don't like the way this sounds...

BANJAMIN GUGGENHEIM
Not a bit, not a bit, not a little bit...

THAYER
We spent eighteen hundred pounds

GUGGENHEIM
Not a bit, not a bit, not a little bit...

GUGGENHEIM & THAYER
This is not the sort of voayage we paid for!
I demand to know what the ship is delayed for!
Right now!

1ST CLASS PASSENGERS
How could this have ever come to pass

ETCHES
Christ! Look who's here!
It's the second class!

ALICE BEANE
Everything is gorgeous in the Grand Salon!
Stunningle appointed for the cream
Thousands of bucks
Gets a trip deluxe without par!

PASSENGERS ETCHES & STEWARDS
Dressed in you pyjamas Mr. Astor please,
In the Grand salon Your life-belt
Feels to be bizarre Mr. Guggenheim, please
In the extreme... Put it on now
How the lights burn It's a mere formality
Every crystal bright There is no cause for
As a star Concern

STEWARDS 1ST GROUP 2ND GROUP 3RD GROUP
We'll be on
Our way! Strange and quite
Disorienting We'll be on
Being here! Our way! Strange and
A minor delay Quite disorienting being
Now! Recently
Awakened in a A minor delay Here!
A simple Daze! Now! Recently awakened in a
Precaution! Every light is A simple
Burning Precaution Daze!
A moment of With intensity! Every light is burning with
Rest! Everything A moment of Intensity!
Surrounded by a haze!
We'll be on Rest! We'll be on
Our Our
Way! Strange and quite We'll be on Way!
Quite disorienting Our
We hardly Being here! Way! Strange and
Need Quite disorienting
Stay now Recently We hardly Being here!
Awakened in a Need...

ETCHES
Mr. Guggenheim, please
Upstairs now...
EVERYONE ELSE
Mrs. Widener, if you would Wondering if things
M'am... Are what
They seem...
It's a mere formality Can you be sure?
There is no Do you ever know
Where you
Cause for concern Are?

STEWARDS 1ST GROUP 2ND GROUP 3RD GROUP
We'll be on
Our way! Strange and quite
Disorienting We'll be on
Being here! Our way! Strange and
A minor delay Quite disorienting being
Now! Recently
Awakened in a A minor delay Here!
A simple Daze! Now! Recently awakened in a
Precaution! Every light is A simple
Burning Precaution Daze!
A moment of With intensity! Every light is burning with
Everything A moment of Intensity!
Rest! Everything A moment of Intensity!
Surrounded by a haze!
We'll be on Rest! We'll be on
Our Our
Way! Strange and We'll be on Way!
Quite disorienting Our
We hardly Being here! Way! Strange and
Need Quite disorienting
Stay recently We hardly Being here!
Awakened in a Need...
Now Daze Stay now! Recently awakened in a
Any minute now! Daze
Any minute!
Any minute Any minute
Now Now! Any minute!
Any minute Any minute
Now! Now!

ALL
We'll be on our way!
We'll be on our way!
We'll be on our way!
our way!
Our way!