Evil Is Hot Lyrics

Evil Is Hot Text

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Mayor:
These two breasts can be yours
You cant buy them in stores
Go ahead take a bite
Just tell me, what’s his kryptonite?

Professor:
I wont stand here and squeal
Though I want like a feel
Oh, my brain’s in a knot
Why is evil so hot?
Evil is hot

Mayor:
Evil is hot

Both:
Don’t tell me that its not
Cause evil is hot

Mayor:
I am woman

Professor:
And I am man

Mayor:
I am straight

Professor:
And I am too except for that one time in college
So let’s do the dance of the doomed

Mayor:
And get tanked up on shrooms
Evil is hot

Professor:
Evil is hot

Both:
Together we’ll find that spot
Where evil is hot

Professor:
Bleach.

Mayor:
What?

Professor:
Throw bleach on him. he’ll melt faster than the wicked witch of the west.

Mayor:
That’s all? Household bleach?

Professor:
I said it, now go! Go do your evil, damn it.

Mayor:
Ha, ha, ha, ha!

Professor:
Ha, ha, ha, ha!

Mayor:
What the hell has evil got that makes it so hot?

Both:
Damn it, it’s hot!
So freaking hot
Tonight we’ll hit the jackpot
Cause evil is hot
Is hot
Is hot
Evil is hot!

[Thanks to Henrique Takimoto Jasa for lyrics]