Jersey Girl Lyrics

Jersey Girl Text

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Jersey Girl
Mayor:
I’m the mayor of this cr*ppy town

Black & White Dude:
cr*ppy town

Mayor:
So let me tell you how its gonna go down

Black & White Dude:
Turn us down

Mayor:
I’m gonna star your toxic trash
And you will pay me boatloads of cash
Cash
Cash
I’m just a jersey girl
I’m gonna rule the world
I was born to run this state

Black & White Dude:
She was born, she was born to run

Mayor:
She’s got a lot of love in her
So I’m gonna be governor
I’m the take candidate

Black & White Dude:
On the take, she’s on the take
She’s gonna be the next governor

Mayor:
To run this state you must shake it down

Black & White Dude:
Tell us more

Mayor:
You lie or cheat or sleep around

Black & White Dude:
She’s a whore

Mayor:
I do things the jersey way
So there’s only one thing to say
I’m just a Jersey gal
A feisty fen for dal
I’ll be living on a prayer

Black & White Dude:
She’ll be living, living on a prayer

Mayor:
So watch me as I campaign
Through snow and sleet and acid rain
Feel the love in this Jersey air

Black & White Dude:
Feel the love, feel the love in the air
She’s just a Jersey dame
Everybody’s high school flame
She was born to run this state

Mayor:
I was born, I was born to run

Black & White Dude:
She’s got a lot of love in her
There’s an angel from above in her

Mayor:
Cause someday, I’m gonna be the governor

Three:
I’m/She’s gonna be the goven—
Governor!
Governor!

[Thanks to Henrique Takimoto Jasa for lyrics]